Give Me a Break

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Progenitor, your great exploits have attracted the notice of one of the great guilds of Adventurers in Draumheim. They are known as the "Dragon Killers" and are famed for their tireless work in eradicating the great monstrosities of the Dreaming Seas. They have invited you to partake in a feast with them, and then perhaps some light entertainment fighting a monster worthy of their attention. I would hurry, they demand prompt attendance to their gatherings. Those who are late or do not function in their assigned role are often deducted the coveted "points" that they assign to those who join them in their endeavors.

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How embarrassing Progenitor! To have such distress running through the sausage casings that you call your insides. I know they are normal mortal functions that you need to survive. But the fact that they happened and others knew about it, I would just die from shame.