Ah, an Ascended! You, perhaps, are the answer to my wishes!
I am researching the cyclic nature of rift tears in the hopes that we may develop technology to automatically force them closed before they can pose a threat. I can study the activity from here, but I need some intrepid volunteers to force some of these rifts closed so that I may record the data.
It's all in the name of science!
Perfect! Well done, [%race].
These readings are off the charts. I will send to Meridian at once for bigger charts!