The Gun Show

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Greetings chum. I am Sharf, from the sea of Njor. Finric Rhen has delegated to me the task of delegation. You are fortunate, for this task involves explosions. We destroy most anything the Storm Legion has sent against us, with one exception. The THINGS. They are... large. Also metal. They do not swim in water, but they do so in the air. They are... They are THINGS! My language is constrained by a lack of a shared cultural experience. But rest assured strange creature from another world, when I say you must go and destroy the THINGS, you will know what THINGS to destroy when you see them.

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Creature from the beyond, are you done with your task? I have heard many loud explosions and the screams of the Legion as they burst into flame. It was a joyful sound, that calmed me and gave me a profound connection to all the beings in the cosmos that I wasn't angry at. I can only assume that the THINGS are destroyed. Assault Platforms! That is what the elf Admiral at my side called them. You did well in destroying such horribly named machines. You see, creature, genuine praise. You are capable of earning some.