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We're sending Scotty to save some squirrels. Don't tell him, but he won't be saving anything except his own neck. Ha! He's so gullible, even for a freshman. I'd get into a lot of trouble with Thelliam Bedstraw if he died, so could you make sure he survives?
Upon completion
Ha! I could hear Scotty squealing in agony all the way from here. The whole town heard it, too. How embarrassing!
I hope he knows it was all just a joke. Scotty's this close to making it into our clique if he doesn't ruin it by doing something stupid.