Description
[%NAME]! I am so glad you are here! I'm desperate! This is my last glass of mead!
I need you to go to Northern Cross and gather as much Pure Honey as you can! Otherwise my glass might be empty, I'll sober up, and have to pay for an epoch of fast living. Fast living for a satyr!
By the gods of Telara and the fae! You have to help me! These pools of wine and kegs of ale all around me just won't do! Like Atrophinius, I need mead!
Upon completion
You did it, [%NAME]! You there! Get this Pure Honey fermenting right away!
Well not right away, take your time and do it right. And put some hints of vanilla! Some orange spice might be nice, and give it a backbone like a rugged warrior. And for pity's sake make sure you ferment it in some hedonistic cedar casks. I may be desperate but I'm not a savage.