Alchemical Hazards

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General Batua has advised us that to defeat our enemy we need to know our enemy. And I think that I understand the Awakened more than anyone. They've seen the power of the Ascended and they want to replicate it. I can relate. On the other hand, they are a bunch of sociopaths that need to be defeated. So how would I defeat myself? Go into their lab and knock over all their experiments. Simple as that. I'd be spitting mad for a week.

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Exothermic reaction? Interesting... A two in five chance of mutation? Fascinating. I never knew how much data could be gleaned by knocking over someone's experiment. Perhaps the other children weren't bullying me after all, but merely trying to gather useful intel on my projects. Thank you, [%NAME], you have been very helpful.