Monkey Madness

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Great One, you have really made an impression upon the Titan. He has requested your presence for a mission of utmost importance. He has described it as "A royal expedition to deal with the greatest threat that has ever plagued the Wilds." Ancestor's sense of responsibility, but I'm excited. I guess the expense of that last expedition was worth it if he has finally taken his duties seriously. I wonder what his plan is? To drive out the demons from their graves? To take on the Magpie gang of Woe? To root out the demonic mystics of Khort? I'm a little jealous I can't come with you three.

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Babaroos? He went and punched some babaroos? Ancestor's ruin, this dynasty is about to be crushed by the wheel isn't it? A thousand years of civilization and the legacy of our proud race is undone with a few bottles of spirits. I need some tea.