March of the Guffins

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If this is a nightmare attack against the Ghar by that Arak fellow, then we really should check in on Station Tau. I haven't heard them report on the Network in a while. I wonder if they are doing ok? I so look forward to their Director's reports. Mann is so brilliant. You had best check on them. This should be the time of year that they go out to the glacier to do Guffin research. Fascinating creatures those guffins, I wish we had some here, but alas the climate is too warm.

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*Gasp!* So the rumors were true! I've heard tell of a secret society of neigh unstoppable beings hiding as adorable critters and living among us. Between you and me I had always suspected the hermit crabs. But now we know, and can do something about it after this current crisis is dealt with.